The Old Man And Viagra
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, Im 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.
The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never Father, Im Jewish."
"So then, why are you telling me?"
"Hell! Im telling everybody
