Kirsten News
- 16th November 2008
- My hours starting the 17th of november 08

- Hi guys the rest of my hours this week are as follows:
Friday 12pm- 9pm
Saturday 12pm - 6pm.
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- 12th November 2008
- Hours from the 13th November 08
- Hi guys, I have now got a new appartment,
My working hours this week are:-
Thursday 11am-9pm incalls,
Friday 11am- 9pm incalls,
Saturday 12pm - 9pm incalls,
Sunday 12pm - 9pm incalls.
Remember be discreet, no holding onto my buzzer more than a secon...
- 12th November 2008
- New appartment
- I have moved appartments, and found somewhere even more amazing then the previous place. The views are out of this world, especially at night time all lit up.
After viewing over 30 places, I got a bit fed up. Then the last place I viewed met my hig...
- 08th November 2008
- Change of plan, Not avaiable till wednesday
- If people are not going to be discreet you simply wont be seen. Constantly I put posts up about this and constantly im let down by clients. I am not going to draw attention to myself because of people who cannot follow simple rules, my buzzer is very loud...
- 02nd November 2008
- Week beginning 3rd of November 08

- These are my hours for this week
Pre booking is recrommended, or call on the day dont email for same day bookings. If your a regular client and see me every week please send me an email if these hours do not suit, and i may accomodate if I have more than...
- 25th October 2008
- Hours starting the 27th October 08

- This week my hours are as follows:-
Monday 27th October
11am - 9pm incalls
outcalls till 11pm
Tuesday 28th October
11am - 9pm incalls
outcalls till 10pm
Wednesday 29th October
11am - 10pm incalls
outcalls 10pm
Thursday 30th October
11am - 10pm ...
- 25th October 2008
- Confirming appointments

- Recently I have been expierencing problems with people who are making appointments made via email address, and also pre bookings , so I have decided to write a little bit of information regarding confirming appointments on here. C...
- 25th October 2008
- The Vermont

- The Vermont Hotel has an unrivalled setting next to the Castle overlooking the Tyne and Millenium Bridges or the Castle and the Cathedral. A short walk to the main shopping Centre, the Theatres, Galleries, Universities and the Rail Station. It also has di...
- 25th October 2008
- Royal station hotel

- Situated in the heart of the bustling city of Newcastle upon Tyne, the 3 star Royal Station Hotel combines elegant Victorian architecture with up to date facilities and takes pride in offering a courteous and friendly service.
Opened by Queen Victoria...
- 22nd October 2008
- Malmaison

- The Malmaison in Newcastle is a truly stunning hotel, situated on the banks of the Tyne, and offering everything you need for a top class business trip or luxury weekend break.
With a fabulous brasserie, much sought after bar, and the perfect hid...
- 22nd October 2008
- Jesmond Dene

- Recently awarded the AA Hotel of the Year 2008 – 2009, this grand house boasts stylish and contemporary interiors and 4-star luxury accommodation in a peaceful, leafy setting near the heart of the city.
In a beautiful, quiet setting, within easy...
- 22nd October 2008
- Kensington House

- Luxury apartments conveniently located in Newcastle's leafy and cosmopolitan suburb of Jesmond, with easy access to major motorways, airports and rail links.
Kensington House Aparthotel has 23 serviced apartments. Every spacious apartment is individua...
- 22nd October 2008
- Premier appartments

- Ideally located in the heart of vibrant Newcastle upon Tyne, these 4-star (Visit Britain accredited) serviced apartments offer business and leisure guests the ideal alternative to a traditional hotel.
Only a 5-minute walk from Newcastle Central statio...
- 21st October 2008
- Hours starting the 21st October 08

- Hi guys just to let you know what im working this week
Tuesday 21st october
11 - 10pm
Wednesday 22nd October
11 - 11pm
Thursday 23rd October
11 - 9pm
Friday 24th October
12 - 11pm
saturday 25th October
12 - 10pm
Sunday 26th October ...
- 12th October 2008
- week beginning 13th october

- Hi guys my working hours are this week as follows:-
9am phone on
10.30 am - 9pm,incalls
10.30 am - 11pm outcalls
Prices 120.00 for the hour
Appartment on the newcastle side of the queyside
To make an appointment please call me between 9am and ...
- 12th October 2008
- worlds longest joke part 1

- So, there’s a man crawling through the desert.
He’d decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn’t get it sta...
- 10th October 2008
- Joke

- A family was travelling on vacation when they came across a petting zoo. The children asked if they could stop, and the parents said okay. At the zoo, they saw and touched many animals and had a great time.
While driving to their next vacation stop the...
- 10th October 2008
- Presents

- Presents are not expected, but often clients to bring a little something to show there appreciation. I get alot of emails saying what shall i bring? so I decided to write a little list of things I like, to save time.
I do drink now and again and my favou...
- 10th October 2008
- Discretion

- Discretion is very important in this line of work, in order for myself to be discreet you need to be discreet too, it works two ways. If your coming for an incall I request you arrive on time, discreetly and quietly. If you arrive early please do not hoff...
- 06th October 2008
- Working hours starting the 6/10/08

- Hi well this week im giving you my devided attention and working all week. My phone will be switched on from 9am and appointments will start from 10/10.30am till late, for incalls and outcalls throughout the north east areas.
Please feel free to send me ...
- 06th October 2008
- 10 Husbands still a virgin

- A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a vxxxxxn."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been...
- 04th October 2008
- Rude joke

- A Husband and wife are laying on a beach when suddenly a Bumble Bee buzzing around makes it way into the wifes intimate area the wife quickly panics for help her husband puts his hand inside her pxxxx "sorry darling i cant reach better take you to ne...
- 04th October 2008
- Fundraising event

- Tomorrow which is sunday the 5th im giving my takings to kidney research as someone I know is doing the great north run. If you would like to help me raise money for kidney research please book me. Im working from when the road clears till 9pm..
Please c...
- 03rd October 2008
- Rude joke

- A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hxxx-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his axxe!" The undertaker does as...
- 03rd October 2008
- Im back at work

- Hey guys im working tommorrow which is saturday the 4th of october. My phone will be on from 9am and im taking appointments from 10.30am till 9pm incalls and outcalls. Today im at a photoshoot so please keep yuor eyes peeled for some amazing pictures i ho...
- 03rd October 2008
- Rude joke

- Girls night out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of ...
- 02nd September 2008
- Away For One Month

- Hi Everyone,
I'am having a well earnt rest fof the whole of September! Yes the whole of September. Looking forward to recharging my batteries and seeing you all on my return, which will be near the beginning of October. For further information pl...